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 A woman needs only two tools..
WD-40 and duct tape!
If it doesn't move and it should?
Use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't?
Use the duct tape. 

No one who cannot train a dog to heel,
sit and stay for at least 10 minutes on command
should be allowed to raise children.

Two of the most essential sentences 
for a healthy relationship are :
" I apologize. " and " You are Right. "

When you realize you've made a mistake,
make amends right away. Its easier to eat 
crow while its still warm.

Never continue to date a man who
is rude
to the waiter or waitress. 

Never marry a man who hates his mother.

If he says you're too good for him?
Believe it.

Always pull over for the idiots 
and let them pass ..
even when you're going pretty fast yourself.

Show up, pay attention, 
Speak from the heart,
and don't be attached to the outcome..

When baking? Follow directions . .
When cooking? Go by your own taste.

The shortest line always ends up the longest.

Good sex should involve laughter.
Because its.. you know, funny.

My sister always said :
Never pass up an opportunity
to use the rest room!


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