Jun's Favorite Jokes


After digging to a depth of 100 m last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1,000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago. 

Not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 m, and headlines in the US newspapers read: "US scientists have found traces of 2,000-year-old optical fibers, and have their ancestors already had an advanced, high-tech digital telephone network 1,000 years earlier than the Russians." 

One week later, the Filipino press reported the following: "After digging as deep as 500 m, Filipino mambubungkals have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5,000 years ago, their ancestors were already using mobile phones



As a owner of a nightclub, I hired a pianist and a drummer
to entertain my customers. After several performances, I
discovered that the drummer had walked away with some of
my valuables. I notified police, who quickly arrested him. 

Desperate for another drummer, I called a friend who knew
some musicians. " What happened to the drummer you had?"
he asked me. "I had him arrested," I replied. He then said
goodbye, ending the conversation. A few minutes later my
friend called back and asked, " How badly did he play?" 


Scribble on a record company 
executive's memo pad :
" In a further effort to increase profits, control costs 
and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff " 



One of our favorite Urban Legend Jokes :
Dessa : (after singing a vocally challenging number) 
"O 'kala mo ikaw lang ang mataas ang boses. Kaya mo 'yun?"
Regine : "Eh ano ngayon? Maganda ka ba?"
óRegine Velasquez during a concert, to guest Dessa 


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